How to break up with someone
- You: Your ex is attractive.
- Partner: Which one?
- You: ME.
- You: BYEEEE
- me in 7th grade: unattractive, socially awkward loser.
- me now: unattractive, socially awkward loser with good taste in music.
- expectations of summer: going to the beach every day, water fights, parties, random day trips, barbecues
- reality of summer: moving your laptop so that the sunlight doesn't reflect on the screen when you're trying to blog